What Big Red Machine did to master over the weekend

Sunday night, July 25th, I thought okay do I really wanna go to work after the previous two nights were filled with hilarious antics that had me laughing to the bank. And the truth was, I wanted to see more comedy being at the seems at the machine. Anyway, I walk in and I wonder okay what’s gonna happen today, an angry guest?, a satisfied ETL?, moody team members?, or a mix of all the above, and the truth of it all nothing  like that happened. Instead LT. Dan Bailey won my respect that night because at first I didn’t think he had it in him to stick it to master. The night started off atypical with Bailey telling me about all the usual antics that went on before I got to work and while list me being the one to work on milk push. Time flies by and eventually Bailey comes up to me and he tells me that master has the ability to override any lunch time or break time that team leads may give him and I just thought wow, that’s how much power he thinks he may have. So, eventually Bailey goes on lunch and I start pushing milk which I finish when Bailey gets back from lunch but we eventually start zoning the freezers and coolers which turns out to be a piece of cake because JC ended up visiting since he got back from vacation and he starts asking me about the power trip that master is on. I tell him what happens and he just laughs about it too. Eventually, we finish the coolers and Bailey and I go on break at the same time. Bailey tells me that he had gone up to Team Leader Wu earlier and told him what master had told him and he got pretty upset about that. I told Bailey to go ahead and help out the team on the second floor as Wu encouraged him to help out and I felt good about that because I had his back if master had any questions. At first, I thought Bailey was a jerk but I warmed up to him because he’s shown the ability to stand up for what he believes in which is something very hard to find in people these days. Anyway, I continue doing my job until master asked me where Bailey was at and I simply stated that I didn’t know. He kept calling for him until Bailey finally answered that he was in sporting goods and master wondered why he was up there which upset him to the point that he called for Wu on the walkie and he asked him why he was up there. The truth was that it seemed as if Yi was pissed that master was abusing his power and instead had Bailey help him out to show that he was in charge. Eventually, master went and whined to our leader that night, Amy Poehler. Poehler told Yi that he had to send Bailey down to the first floor to help me out in the market area. Bailey and I start talking about what happened and we just laughed because what happened next might have been icing on the cake. Master grabs Bailey and he tells him to come with him to straighten out out what just happened. Apparently what happened was that master went up to Wu and snapped his fingers at him which, in my book, is a sign of hey I’m trying to get your attention so listen to me. Master ends up bitching about what just happened and I believe that Master told Bailey that when Rex Ryan and Mcdaniels weren’t in the building he was his supervisor. Bailey defied his authority and what eventually happened was that Wu ended up walking away and telling master he had to zone toys. Eventually, master called down Poehler to bitch even more about how Bailey was on his team and Wu had to communicate through him, this and that and Bailey eventually said he’s not my supervisor right and Poehler said it would either be Mcdaniels or Ryan. I put Bailey over so much after that happened in the closing minutes that we were working and he said it all has to do with how you look at criminals and you have to be able to reference so much. All I told Bailey afterwards was that he was da man! Anyway here’s to the great sport of baseball: